Rubbing it in...

A few seconds after India whipped Pakistan...

*ring ring* *ring ring*

Her: Hello
Me: Hi... hey it was a great game uh...
Her: *silence*
Me: Oh! sorry.. Lila... I was actually trying to call someone else yaar. I was calling all my Indian friends and congratulating our win against Pakistan.
Her: ass****
Me: Ahaha ha ha.
Her: *click* (puts the phone down).

Lila is a great friend of mine from Pakistan :-)